Archive for the ‘home improvements’ Category

Incoming Link of the Day

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Since I’ve made an attempt to revive my online presence a few days ago, I’ve taken a look at my traffic logs again. No longer are the majority of my hits desperate people looking for advice on how to shore up a faulty rafter (although my post on that is correct if you’re safe about it).

High times, here.

The most amusing search query coming my way today was this:

miter saws are for pussies

The link there is about using old school barber-shop straight razors to shave your face, a skill I wanted to learn then and have yet to pick up. It’s supposedly the best shave you can get, consequently the least frequent grooming necessary, so I’ll learn it eventually.

As for the misled search engineer: no good carpenter—nor any hack performing good carpentry—is to be found eyeballing cuts when provided with a precise tool. Listen to your betters, rook.

Also: Cardinal baseball starts on Thursday. Joy and gladness abounds.

New Fence

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Snapped a few pictures of my fence that I spent the last week building. Worth the work. My backyard’s a great place to hang out, now.

Life can be cruel

Monday, April 6th, 2009

My ancient magnolia blooms right around April 1st each year. Last year, or the year before, a terrific storm blew through right after it bloomed and all the blossoms were torn off, which was quite a waste. This year, it snowed early in the morning on April 6th.


Here’s hoping the blossoms hang tough and I can take a decent picture when the sun comes back out. If you look closely, you can see the plastic improvised greenhouses on the daffodils, tulips, and other assorted bulb plants. The snow will probably help my yard, though. I used my new drop spreader to put down some crabgrass preventer/fertilizer on Saturday and we’ve had mist and this light snow since then, so it should be well into the root system by Wednesday.

Fridge Repair

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

I bought a new refrigerator about two months ago when mine started making some scary noises. The old fridge didn’t have good seals on the doors anyways, that had a tendency to attract mildew which I’d have to clean up every once in a while with my roommate’s an old toothbrush and some diluted bleach.

The new one’s a beast, a monstrous side-by-side model with an ice and water dispenser in the freezer door, something I’d never had in a fridge at my own house before. I got it for a good price from the used appliance store in town. The thing works great, except when I got it, the water dispenser wasn’t working because the nipple that extends the door’s plumbing wasn’t there, so pressing the lever would result in a disorganized mess of water coming out and running down the back of the dispenser housing.

I’d seen these sorts of fridges many times in the past and was always a little fascinated by them. The first one I saw many moons ago, I remember noting that the water dispenser nozzle looked a lot like the 1/4″ plastic water line that you use to connect the fridge water supply to a house line. I had a hard time figuring out exactly how the whole system comes together at the end there. I know there’s a valve in the back of the fridge that regulates flow to the ice maker and to a reservoir behind the meat drawer that maintains a supply of cold water under line pressure. From there water flows up through the hinge of the door with the dispenser then down to the valve system, then down through the dispenser outflow nozzle.

It’s the last part that I was missing. I couldn’t figure out how it could have disappeared from the unit or how it was intended to be attached to the open side of the valve. Seeing as that’s the only thing not working on the beast, I assume that’s the reason the previous owner sold it and that the repair shop just hadn’t noticed.

So the first thing I did was jam a length of 1/4″ plastic water line up there, snip it off to about the right height, and opened the valve to see how it’d dispense.

There was good flow through the replacement hose, but water leaked around the hose, draining down the back of the dispenser housing and into the spill basin in there. For a while, I left it like that, wondering exactly how the seal was meant to be made at the valve—and sopping up the basin every few days with paper towels… I’d found exploded views of the valve assembly but can’t tell how the water lines are supposed to connect to the valve, whether they’re meant to be epoxied in or if they use more conventional and do-it-yourself friendly means of making the apparatus watertight.

I tried the conventional method first: after finding some #5 o-rings at Lowe’s that have a 1/4″ internal diameter, I yanked my home-made nozzle out, slipped one of the wee o-rings on the upper end, and jammed it back up into the valve assembly. My concern was that this would cause a portion of the water flow to leak inside the freezer door or into the freezer itself, both of which would be Bad Things. It stopped the dripping inside the dispenser housing and I haven’t seen any evidence that water’s leaking anywhere—in the door, into the freezer, onto the ground, nothing…

That’s a good thing to know. It means if you have one of these fridges and your water dispenser nozzle looks grungy (being the only part of the system routinely exposed to air), you can rip that part of the line out and replace it with less than a dollar’s worth of parts. Or I suppose if you have some large water bottle that you wish you could fill up before work every morning but is too big to fit in the dispenser housing, you could replace the nozzle with a piece of 1/4″ tubing long enough to reach somewhere convenient for filling it.

True, it’s not nearly as cool as this boozerator, of course. Especially impressive is how he wired the pump into the water supply solenoid on the inlet valve. I guess I just figured that the water dispenser system was always under line pressure, that the flow from the house supply is regulated only by the valve in the door and that the inlet valve only switched the icemaker supply. I must be wrong about that. I wonder where the advantage of doing it that way is, since it clearly gives you more failure points.

Little Notes

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

I cleaned up some of the links in the sidebar, taking down cardinals blogs that no longer exist or are inactive like the once-promising Birdwatch and the sadly, mysteriously retired Cardnilly. Added two new ones that are off to excellent starts.

I hate carpenter bees. There’s already a nest started in the cedar fascia board of my shed. I really like the way it looks unpainted, so I’m going to finish it with clear Thompson’s water seal. Once it stops raining for a few days, if it stops raining for a few days.

I was on the annual weekend-after-Memorial-Day camping trip this past weekend, camping in Round Spring Park and canoing the Current River 11 miles from Aker’s Ferry to Pulltite on Friday and 11 miles from Pulltite to the campground on Saturday. Not many people were down there—we saw only one other group on Friday and not many more on Saturday. Did some cave exploration and had a blast overall. There was a biblical thunderstorm on Saturday night that I somehow slept right through. Great times.

Checking to see if there were any reviews out about Nick’s trip out West, I ran into this clip that’s got quite a few of his bits in it. Hilarious.

Your productivity at work stands a high chance of going down due to VirtualNES.

Memorial Day Weekend Project

Monday, May 26th, 2008

The toolshed in my yard is an old metal husk. It came with the house when I bought it many years ago and always intended to replace it, but never really had the time or energy, I guess.

Lately, the shed’s been falling apart since it’s rusted completely through. See:

As you can see, it’s got no doors, so I can’t lock my lawnmower up. It’s underneath that plastic tarp, chained to an old, broken lawnmower that I need to get rid of. The tarp, of course, is what keeps the mower dry since the shed’s roof fails completely in that purpose.

Today, I started to build a new shed. I based the design off of this plan, although I made mine shorter so that the rear of the shed is exactly six feet tall and won’t be visible over the 6′ privacy fence that I’m going to install this summer. (The new shed was a pre-requisite for the new fence.) Since mine is shorter, I also gave the roof a 1/4 slope instead of 1/2 to keep the front door from being knuckle-smashingly short. The lawnmower will fit in there beautifully and all my long-handled tools fit snugly against the back wall..

Here are two pictures of the shed taken after I finished the framing work.

After these pictures were taken, I installed plywood sheathing on the front and most of the rear, plus nailed in the roof sheathing and shingled it since it may rain tonight. Tomorrow, I’ll need to finish the sheathing, build and install the doors, and install the cedar trim. I’m not sure how I’m going to finish it, but I’m thinking of just painting the plywood yellow and staining the trim.

Once I get my fence in, my backyard’s going to be pretty boss. I’ll be keeping my grill on the slab where the old shed currently sits. (As you can see in those pictures, the new shed is in the side yard and will abut the fence and be completely out of the way.) My yards going to look a whole lot bigger, and I’ll be able to use the brick fireplace out there again. It’s going to be an excellent Summer and Fall. The sooner I get that fence in, the better.

Crap. Just found out it’s going to rain tomorrow and Tuesday. Stupid weather. Guess I won’t be able to get back on it until Wednesday. This is going to be a busy week.

The Next Day:

The weatherman was, thankfully, wrong. It sprinkled most of the morning and I worked in it, thinking that the heavy stuff would be coming later, using some plastic tarp to keep the saw and lumber dry. So I finished the sheathing and built the doors. Used some scrap material to build a little ramp that’s movable and usually stored inside the shed. All that’s left to do is slap on some paint:

You can see that my saw work on the left door wasn’t my finest moment, but it works great. I’m pleased with and proud of the work I did on that shed. I also tore down the old shed and cleaned off the concrete slab that it was sitting on. My backyard looks a whole lot better, aside from the pile of scrap metal and wood that I’ll need to take care of before the city cites me as a blight on the neighborhood.

As you can see, by the time I finished, the weather was spectacular. A little hot, even.

Let me point you to an excellent Memorial Day essay by Donald Sensing. (HT: Instapundit)

Hmmmm…

Friday, December 7th, 2007

I’ve got some pretty aggressive home remodeling projects in the works. Doing some major renovations to the crappoir this winter: new tub/shower; moving the sink and it’s plumbing to the other side of the room; new walls, ceiling, and floor; redoing the wiring; and putting in new lights and mirrors.

I’m planning on doing the kitchen during the Spring: extending the countertops, installing a dishwasher, building a fridge enclosure and pantry, and adding a breakfast -nook-type counter-area.

Finally, I came up with the idea recently to split my great room into a separate living room and dining room, with a built-in entertainment center in the living room. That room is too big and not set up right for any kind of reasonable furniture arrangement. I’d been struggling with how to solve that mess since I bought the place five years ago (has it been that long?) This would be a pretty radical remodel, but one that I’m very confident will be worthwhile. It wouldn’t be particularly difficult.

But what I’m really thinking about is something for the kitchen remodel in the Spring. I figure I could add around $250-$300 to the budget and build a kegerator into the cabinet under that breakfast countertop. How great would it be to have something like this sticking out of your counter?

I’ll post some detailed plans after I draw them up this weekend.

Sistered Rafters

Sunday, December 2nd, 2007

I’m pretty damned proud of myself right now. I did my annual roof inspection/gutter cleaning the week before Thanksgiving and discovered that a noticeable sag on one of the slopes of my roof was caused by two broken rafters. When I worked in construction, I learned how to fix a whole lot of things and build a lot of stuff new, but I’d never dealt with this before. So I did what any reasonably book-smart person with a basic level of competence would do: checked out some old books on carpentry and roofing from the library.

The section of my roof that needed repairs is over the oldest part of the house—construction that’s over 100 years old. The roof is shake-shingle with asphalt over that, so instead of plywood sheathing, there are 1X4′s running the length of the slope with shakes nailed to them, and modern shingles nailed into the shakes. While crawling around in the attic, I discovered a few repairs, where the shakes had been torn off and plywood nailed to the 1X4′s. That was a happy discovery—I hadn’t known that was kosher and thought I’d need to tear down to the rafters if serious repairs were needed.

So here’s what I did. I pre-drilled and screwed in two sisters apiece (or scabs, just lumber the same size as the existing, broken rafters) on both sides of the damaged rafters with the halfway point at the point of damage, so about four feet on each side of the break to make a rafter sandwich. Since the rafter was bent, I only screwed in on the upper halves and so the lower halves of the sisters were sticking out from the roof’s interior face.

I couldn’t find a good description of how to jack up a roof in this situation, so I kind of improvised. I screwed together two pieces of lumber perpendicularly lengthwise, so that I had a long piece shaped like an L on the ends and sawed another piece in half and did the same thing to make a short piece shaped like an L on each end. These are apparently called stiffbacks or troughs by people who know what they’re doing. I screwed the short piece into the sister rafters by where the original rafters had broken and screwed the long piece into the attic joists underneath the stiffback on the rafters and a little towards the outside of the house (fortunately close enough to a load-bearing wall that I wasn’t too concerned that I’d collapse the ceiling below). I eyeballed it so that the two were on a very slight angle towards the broken rafter in the middle of the sagged region. Then I angled in a piece of 2X4 so that it was resting between the two stiffbacks and pounded the bejeesus out of it with a sledgehammer until it was in straight, then pounded it down the two strongbacks. Since I’d angled them a little bit, the distance between them decreased as you move down the troughs, and so when I’d hammer the vertical piece of lumber along them, it would lift up the roof a little bit, with the weight dispersed from the sister rafters down into all the joists and into the load-bearing walls supporting them. Once I got it hammered down the stiffbacks a little ways, I angled in another 2X4 that my assistant had cut a bit longer than the first and did the same thing, hammering the two supports down the trough a little bit at a time. When I could, I angled in another 2X4 that was a bit longer still and kept going. After four of those supports where run down into the troughs (and the first one had fallen out) I had the roof jacked up perfectly straight since the sister rafters made contact with the 1X4 roof sheathing. I went outside to take a look and was extremely pleased to see that the roof was now perfectly straight.

After admiring the fruit of my labor, I climbed back into the attic to drill and screw the sisters to the old rafters below the break. Figured there’s no harm in leaving the supports where they are through the winter. Come Spring, I’ll have to carefully hammer them out and let the sisters start carry the full weight of the roof.

Now I’ll watch some Mizzou v. Oklahoma and get all the black boogers out of my nose.

They’re Really Sticking it to Us

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

Today’s bad news: no televisions in the holding pen. At least there’ll be radio there.

I’m going to write up my letter tonight, I’ll post it here when it’s ready as an open letter.

The weather is fantastic today, though, so I’m staying at home, cleaning up the crib with the windows open and the breeze blowing through. Meanwhile, city contractors are replacing the sidewalks on my block. There was a brick sidewalk that was buried underneath grass. It’s being dug up and concrete sidewalks will be poured by this weekend, I reckon. As an added bonus, the contractor is pouring a new section of my driveway to meet up with the sidewalk. They just used a concrete saw to cut off the base of my driveway. It’s going to look good, but I’m still a libertarian.