Archive for May, 2008

Instant Replay

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

There’s something of a media-driven furor for instant replay in baseball.

Over the course of a wide-ranging conversation I had with some friends last week,
one of the more benign discussions we had was on how instant replay could be faithfully implemented in baseball. My proposal was well received.

For instant replay to work in baseball, it needs to be:

  1. Seldom used
  2. Only used when no umpire ought to be ideally positioned to make the call
  3. Fast

My proposal is that instant replay can only be invoked when the umpires all get together to discuss a play. If two or more umpires disagree about how a play went down during one of these fairly rare umpire conferences, they should be able to invoke a “fifth umpire” who is really three umpires sitting in an office at MLB headquarters. When called upon, those three umpires are required to review the video feed and make a definitive ruling, siding with one field umpire or the other. It’ll be the crew chief’s responsibility to relate the issue to the fifth umpire impartially.

The real beauty in my proposal though is meant to make such fifth umpire invocations rare. I want the umpires to wear special rings that, when touched, open up a communication channel to the fifth umpire. The crew would have to meet up, disagree, and then agree to touch rings, a la Wonder Twins, Activate!!! in order to get the decision right. That’d keep Blue focused.

While searching for that wonder twins clip, I found a pretty hilarious, yet highly obscene video that you can access via the period at the end of this sentence.

Memorial Day Weekend Project

Monday, May 26th, 2008

The toolshed in my yard is an old metal husk. It came with the house when I bought it many years ago and always intended to replace it, but never really had the time or energy, I guess.

Lately, the shed’s been falling apart since it’s rusted completely through. See:

As you can see, it’s got no doors, so I can’t lock my lawnmower up. It’s underneath that plastic tarp, chained to an old, broken lawnmower that I need to get rid of. The tarp, of course, is what keeps the mower dry since the shed’s roof fails completely in that purpose.

Today, I started to build a new shed. I based the design off of this plan, although I made mine shorter so that the rear of the shed is exactly six feet tall and won’t be visible over the 6′ privacy fence that I’m going to install this summer. (The new shed was a pre-requisite for the new fence.) Since mine is shorter, I also gave the roof a 1/4 slope instead of 1/2 to keep the front door from being knuckle-smashingly short. The lawnmower will fit in there beautifully and all my long-handled tools fit snugly against the back wall..

Here are two pictures of the shed taken after I finished the framing work.

After these pictures were taken, I installed plywood sheathing on the front and most of the rear, plus nailed in the roof sheathing and shingled it since it may rain tonight. Tomorrow, I’ll need to finish the sheathing, build and install the doors, and install the cedar trim. I’m not sure how I’m going to finish it, but I’m thinking of just painting the plywood yellow and staining the trim.

Once I get my fence in, my backyard’s going to be pretty boss. I’ll be keeping my grill on the slab where the old shed currently sits. (As you can see in those pictures, the new shed is in the side yard and will abut the fence and be completely out of the way.) My yards going to look a whole lot bigger, and I’ll be able to use the brick fireplace out there again. It’s going to be an excellent Summer and Fall. The sooner I get that fence in, the better.

Crap. Just found out it’s going to rain tomorrow and Tuesday. Stupid weather. Guess I won’t be able to get back on it until Wednesday. This is going to be a busy week.

The Next Day:

The weatherman was, thankfully, wrong. It sprinkled most of the morning and I worked in it, thinking that the heavy stuff would be coming later, using some plastic tarp to keep the saw and lumber dry. So I finished the sheathing and built the doors. Used some scrap material to build a little ramp that’s movable and usually stored inside the shed. All that’s left to do is slap on some paint:

You can see that my saw work on the left door wasn’t my finest moment, but it works great. I’m pleased with and proud of the work I did on that shed. I also tore down the old shed and cleaned off the concrete slab that it was sitting on. My backyard looks a whole lot better, aside from the pile of scrap metal and wood that I’ll need to take care of before the city cites me as a blight on the neighborhood.

As you can see, by the time I finished, the weather was spectacular. A little hot, even.

Let me point you to an excellent Memorial Day essay by Donald Sensing. (HT: Instapundit)

Hobbit Movie

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

I agree with every one of these seven things that Tom Burns wants from the Hobbit movie, especially #4 and #7.

I hadn’t realized that there was a fifth move planned. It sounds like it’s going to take place between the Hobbit and the LOTR trilogy. I can’t imagine what that story would involve. I’d always thought that Beren and Luthien would make for a successful movie, if you could pull off the talking-dog part without conjuring up the Bush’s Baked Beans commercials.

For those in L.A.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

Nick Vatterott is in your neck of the woods and will be performing his (brilliant) No Outlet show on Saturday. I can’t recommend it highly enough.

He’s got a travelogue of his trip to La-La Land up. Apparently he got to meet Robin Williams. I never got to meet Robin Williams.

He’s also involved with this gig while out there, which should be a great opportunity for my old friend.

Set List

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

I’m On Fire The Boss

Come a Little Bit Closer Jay and the Americans

What a Wonderful World Louis Armstrong

Magic Moments Perry Como

Dancin’ in the Dark The Boss

Disconnected Things

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Ran into this positive piece about Nick Vatterott. The set-list bit that’s talked about is a great bit, even though I’ve never actually seen him perform it. He had it hanging on the wall in his old apartment, though, and explained it to me.

Now just who is Brian Cartie? Brought up to A+ Palm Beach out of Extended the other day, he’s off to a 5-9 start with two doubles and a home run. If he keeps up that sort of hitting, we’ll all know a lot about him in a coupla months.

Memphis burned through seven pitchers in a 12-inning game tonight. Conspicuously, Chris Perez was not one of them… And he hasn’t pitched since Tuesday, so it’s not like he wasn’t physically able. I’m hoping that means that Isringhausen will be DL’d and sent to EST to work with Strom on getting himself right, with Perez filling out bullpen depth while he’s getting his confidence together. A roster move is expected Friday.

Mother’s Day

Monday, May 12th, 2008

has been canceled for this gal.

Holy Moley

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

If you missed Rick Ankiel’s two outfield assists last night: behold.

That’s unreal.

On to Colorado

Monday, May 5th, 2008

After taking 2 of 3 from the Cubs, the Cards head off to face a badly struggling Colorado Rockies team for four games. Not that I’m expecting it, but a four game sweep would put the Cards at double over .500, or twice as many wins as losses—the beastly .666 winning percentage that the 2004 and 2005 teams flirted with.

Game starts at 7:35. Meanwhile, Mark Mulder will be making his penultimate rehab start against the Colorado Springs Sky Sox, the Rockies AAA affiliate. He seeks to complete a five-game sweep for the Memphis Redbirds. Kick some tail, Mark!

Skip Schumaker

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

I’ve long been a fan of Skip Schumaker (list of references here), ever since he made an exceptional throw from the warning track to home back in 2005 during his first call-up. It didn’t beat the runner, but it was a one-hopper that made the runner giddyup scoring from third on the sac fly.

People within the organization have said for years that his upside is a Brian Giles-type gap hitter. That’s a rosier upside than reasonable given the changes in the league since Giles’ peak in the early aughts. The similarity is worth looking at, though. Both players established/are establishing themselves as everyday-quality players in their age 28 season, are roughly the same size, and are high-batting average offensive players. Schumaker certainly won’t ever pile up the gaudy home run totals that Giles did in his heyday, but it’s conceivable that he’ll out double him.

Even without showing much HR power before last night, Skip’s been able to walk more frequently than he’s struck out. He’s on pace to walk 70 times if he gets as many PA’s as Giles had in 1999, his age-29 season, although if Skip can keep pitchers honest by elevating the ball a tad more, you could see that total exceeded.

Skip’s not the powerhouse that Brian Giles was, but he’s definitely looking like this could be a real break-out season for him.

I’m a Steelers Fan

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

The Pittsburgh Steelers took Rashard Mendenhall with their first round pick in this year’s NFL draft. Mendenhall was the best player Illinois fielded during my time at the University of Illinois. He reminds me quite a bit of the best RB I’ve ever seen, Terrell Davis, but without the history of leg problems. That he’s going to a team with a tradition of putting the ball on the ground is gravy.

I find it surprising, then, that the Illini chose to cut his brother from the team. Walter would have been able to contribute as a running back, one of the weak points on this team, and letting him finish his master’s degree at the U of I would have been a classy thing for the team to do. Always good for recruiting to maintain good relations with your players that make it to the NFL. It’ll annoy me more than usual if Mendenhall introduces himself in Monday night games as “Rashard Mendenhall: School of Hard Knocks.”

Looking forward to seeing what Mark Tupper has to say about this.