Swamped with work and research, but a big ol’ post is coming down the pike. Included: travel tales and Spring Training pictures.
A picture to whet the appetite:
Back from sunny South Florida and parts elsewhere, here are this week’s gameday links:
NY Mets at Baltimore
Atlanta at Cleveland
St. Louis at Minnesota
Detroit at Washington
Houston at Florida
Pittsburgh at Tampa Bay
San Diego at LA Angels
Colorado at Milwaukee
Chicago Sox at Seattle
Texas at Chicago Cubs
San Francisco at Arizona
Toronto at Cincinnati
Philadelphia at NY Yankees
LA Dodgers at Kansas City
Boston at Oakland
Florida at Baltimore
NY Yankees at Cleveland
Tampa Bay at Toronto
Cincinnati at Philadelphia
Minnesota at Pittsburgh
Washington at St. Louis
Atlanta at NY Mets
LA Dodgers at Milwaukee
Chicago Cubs at San Francisco
Chicago Sox at Colorado
LA Angels at Arizona
Houston at Detroit
Seattle at Texas
Kansas City at San Diego
Boston at Oakland
Tampa Bay at Minnesota
Washington at Atlanta
Cleveland at Houston
NY Yankees at Philadelphia
Detroit at Pittsburgh
Baltimore at St. Louis
Florida at NY Mets
Chicago Cubs at LA Angels
Milwaukee at Chicago Sox
Seattle at Kansas City
Texas at San Diego
Arizona at Colorado
Cincinnati at Toronto
San Francisco at Fresno
Tampa Bay at Cleveland
Philadelphia at Detroit
Houston at Toronto
NY Mets at Atlanta
Minnesota at Cincinnati
Baltimore at Washington
St. Louis at Florida
Pittsburgh at NY Yankees
Colorado at LA Angels
Arizona at Chicago Sox
San Diego at Seattle
Kansas City at Texas
Milwaukee at Chicago Cubs
LA Dodgers at LA Angels
Seattle at San Francisco
NY Mets at Baltimore
Pittsburgh at Minnesota
Cincinnati at Tampa Bay
Toronto at Philadelphia
Cleveland at Atlanta
NY Yankees at Florida
Kansas City at Milwaukee
Chicago Sox at Texas
Detroit at Houston
St. Louis at Springfield
Colorado at Arizona
LA Angels at San Diego
Seattle at Chicago Cubs
Oakland at San Francisco
Boston at LA Dodgers
Tampa Bay at Cincinnati
Toronto at Philadelphia
Minnesota at Pittsburgh
Cleveland at Atlanta
Detroit at Houston
St. Louis at Springfield
Kansas City at Milwaukee
Chicago Cubs at Seattle
San Francisco at Oakland
Chicago Sox at NY Mets
Baltimore at Washington
NY Yankees at Florida
San Diego at LA Angels
Boston at LA Dodgers
Texas at Frisco
Monterrey at Arizona
Oakland at San Francisco
Boston at LA Dodgers
Atlanta at Washington
Philadelphia at Lehigh Valley (Don’t know code for Iron Pigs)
(3/24-3/30 links are here)
Houston at Detroit
Boston at Minnesota
Pittsburgh at Toronto
Washington at LA Dodgers
St. Louis at Florida
NY Yankees at Tampa Bay
Baltimore at NY Mets
Kansas City at LA Angels
Colorado at Chicago Sox
Arizona at Oakland
Milwaukee at Seattle
Chicago Cubs at Texas
San Diego at San Francisco
Cleveland at Atlanta
Cincinnati at Philadelphia
Minnesota at Baltimore
Tampa Bay at Boston
Toronto at Cleveland
Atlanta at Detroit
LA Dodgers at Houston
NY Mets at St. Louis
Pittsburgh at NY Yankees
LA Angels at Kansas City
San Francisco at Seattle
San Diego at Chicago Cubs
Texas at Colorado
Milwaukee at Arizona
Philadelphia at Cincinnati
Florida at Washington
Baltimore at Boston
St. Louis at LA Dodgers
Cleveland at Washington
Atlanta at Philadelphia
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh
NY Mets at Florida
Toronto at Tampa Bay
Pittsburgh at Minnesota
NY Yankees at Cincinnati
Oakland at Chicago Sox
Texas at Kansas City
Colorado at Seattle
LA Angels at Chicago Cubs
Arizona at San Francisco
Detroit at Houston
Washington at Cleveland
Milwaukee at San Diego
San Diego at LA Dodgers
LA Dodgers at San Diego
Cincinnati at Boston
Houston at Cleveland
NY Yankees at Detroit
Pittsburgh at Toronto
Tampa Bay at Atlanta
Atlanta at Houston
LA Dodgers at Washington
Minnesota at Philadelphia
Baltimore at Florida
St. Louis at NY Mets
Tampa Bay at NY Yankees
Arizona at LA Angels
Chicago Cubs at Chicago Sox
Kansas City at Milwaukee
San Francisco at Oakland
Colorado at Texas
Oakland at San Diego
Seattle at San Francisco
LA Dodgers at San Diego
San Diego at LA Dodgers
Washington at Baltimore
Toronto at Minnesota
Philadelphia at Cincinnati
NY Mets at Houston
Boston at Pittsburgh
Atlanta at St. Louis
Florida at LA Dodgers
Detroit at Tampa Bay
Detroit at NY Mets
Cleveland at NY Yankees
San Francisco at Kansas City
Texas at Oakland
Milwaukee at Seattle
LA Angels at Chicago Cubs
LA Angels at San Francisco
San Diego at Colorado
Chicago Sox at Arizona
Florida at Minnesota
Detroit at Cincinnati
Houston at LA Dodgers
NY Mets at Washington
Cleveland at Philadelphia
Toronto at Pittsburgh
Atlanta at St. Louis
Boston at NY Yankees
Chicago Sox at Milwaukee
Kansas City at Oakland
Milwaukee at Seattle
Seattle at Texas
San Francisco at Colorado
San Diego at Arizona
Minnesota at Baltimore
Washington at Detroit
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati
Tampa Bay at Philadelphia
LA Dodgers at Florida
NY Yankees at Virginia Tech
Milwaukee at LA Angels
San Diego at Chicago Sox
Oakland at Texas
Kansas City at Chicago Cubs
Toronto at Boston
St. Louis at Baltimore
Philadelphia at Tampa Bay
Milwaukee at LA Angels
LA Angels at Oakland
Oakland at Chicago Cubs
Colorado at Chicago Sox
Atlanta at Houston
NY Yankees at Pittsburgh
Cleveland at NY Mets
Arizona at Seattle
Chicago Cubs at San Francisco
Tampa Bay at Cleveland
NY Yankees at Toronto
Pittsburgh at Philadelphia
Florida at St. Louis
San Francisco at LA Angels
Colorado at Chicago Cubs
Chicago Sox at LA Dodgers
Texas at Arizona
Cincinnati at Minnesota
Detroit at Atlanta
Houston at Washington
Baltimore at NY Mets
Milwaukee at Kansas City
Seattle at San Diego
Toronto at Detroit
Philadelphia at Minnesota
Cleveland at Atlanta
Florida at Houston
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh
Baltimore at St. Louis
Washington at NY Mets
San Diego at Milwaukee
Kansas City at Seattle
Chicago Sox at San Francisco
Chicago Cubs at Colorado
LA Dodgers at Arizona
Tampa Bay at NY Yankees
LA Angels at Texas
Florida at Baltimore
NY Mets at Cleveland
Cincinnati at Houston
Atlanta at Washington
Detroit at Philadelphia
Minnesota at St. Louis
Pittsburgh at Tampa Bay
Toronto at NY Yankees
San Diego at Kansas City
Texas at Seattle
Chicago Sox at Chicago Cubs
LA Angels at LA Dodgers
Milwaukee at San Francisco
Colorado at Arizona
Cleveland at Detroit
Baltimore at Minnesota
Philadelphia at Toronto
Houston at Atlanta
Tampa Bay at Cincinnati
NY Yankees at Pittsburgh
Washington at Florida
St. Louis at NY Mets
Seattle at LA Angels
Kansas City at Chicago Sox
Arizona at Milwaukee
San Francisco at Texas
Chicago Cubs at San Diego
LA Dodgers at Colorado
Barowners in Minnesota are exploiting a loophole in the state’s smoking ban. Hilarious:
At the Rock, a heavy-metal bar in Maplewood, owner Brian Bauman explained why his clientele were doing little more than sitting around, smoking and drinking to a soundtrack of deafening music.“They’re playing themselves before 1 October – you know, before there was a smoking ban,” he said, according to the Associated Press.
“We call the production, Before the Ban!”
That sounds like a blast. We had a best-of-all-worlds situation in Champaign for about nine months last year, between the time when the newly elected Champaign city council repealed their city smoking ban and when the state-wide ban took effect. About half the bars allowed customers to smoke indoors like civilized people and the other half were non-smoking bars. Everyone had the opportunity to be happy.
Even the humorless, over-the-top control freaks who say things like the following comment to that BBC article.
There will always be resistance to such a move [as a smoking ban], but there was also resistance to the abolition of slavery.
Harriet Tubman, this statist ain’t.
The actor behind the counter is James Madio, who played the role of Frank Perconte in Band of Brothers. He also played Lazzarini on the first season of USA High, which I’m almost positive was filmed on the same soundstage as Saved by the Bell: The College Years.
The Chicago Tribune is running a Peep-a-looza contest in which members of the public submit photographs of a diorama featuring Peeps. This is the second greatest thing you can do with Peeps, after the Easter Turducken. They’ve set up a gallery of submissions for you to amuse yourself with. Speaking of gallery of submission, here’s the entry that me and my friends made last night:

If you click the picture, you can marvel at a larger version and enjoy such details as the pink peep on the left’s ball-gag. It was four women making this, mind you, with me and another fella egging them on.
I bet we win.
Update: Holy smokes… It’s actually on the Trib website!
(3/24-3/30 links are here)
March 12-18 games posted here or bookmark mlb.com’s link.
I lost the script I’d written last spring to generate the unpublished MLB.com gameday links from the online schedules. I spent the last hour taking a break procrastinating from writing the chapter I’d meant to finish this past weekend to slap together a greatly improved version. This one requires me to do literally no work but run the script and copy the output to this page.
Minnesota at NY Yankees
Florida at Baltimore
Cincinnati at Boston
Atlanta at Cleveland
Philadelphia at Detroit
Philadelphia at Toronto
Detroit at Pittsburgh
Washington at St. Louis
Houston at Tampa Bay
LA Dodgers at NY Mets
San Diego at Oakland
LA Angels at Seattle
Milwaukee at Texas
Kansas City at San Francisco
Chicago Sox at Colorado
Chicago Cubs at Arizona
St. Louis at Florida
LA Dodgers at Boston
Atlanta at Detroit
Baltimore at Minnesota
NY Yankees at Cincinnati
Cleveland at Houston
Tampa Bay at Philadelphia
Toronto at Pittsburgh
Florida at St. Louis
San Francisco at LA Angels
Texas at Chicago Sox
Arizona at Kansas City
Seattle at Milwaukee
Chicago Cubs at Oakland
Colorado at San Diego
NY Mets at Washington
Boston at Baltimore
Minnesota at Boston
NY Mets at Cleveland
Minnesota at Toronto
Detroit at Atlanta
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati
St. Louis at LA Dodgers
Washington at Florida
Philadelphia at Tampa Bay
Houston at NY Yankees
Chicago Sox at LA Angels
Arizona at Chicago Sox
Colorado at Kansas City
Texas at Milwaukee
Seattle at Chicago Cubs
Arizona at San Diego
Oakland at San Francisco
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh
NY Mets at Baltimore
Florida at Boston
Philadelphia at Cleveland
Detroit at Toronto
Houston at Atlanta
Atlanta at Cincinnati
Washington at Houston
Minnesota at Pittsburgh
LA Dodgers at St. Louis
Florida at NY Mets
Tampa Bay at NY Yankees
San Francisco at LA Angels
San Francisco at Chicago Sox
Kansas City at Milwaukee
Chicago Cubs at Oakland
Oakland at Seattle
San Diego at Texas
Arizona at Chicago Cubs
LA Angels at Colorado
Washington at Cleveland
Pittsburgh at Detroit
NY Yankees at Minnesota
St. Louis at Atlanta
Boston at LA Dodgers
Cleveland at Washington
Toronto at Philadelphia
Baltimore at Florida
Cincinnati at Tampa Bay
Houston at NY Mets
Texas at LA Angels
Chicago Cubs at Kansas City
Seattle at Milwaukee
Milwaukee at Oakland
Chicago Sox at San Diego
Colorado at San Francisco
Seattle at Arizona
LA Dodgers at Baltimore
St. Louis at Atlanta
Toronto at Houston
Detroit at Washington
Philadelphia at Pittsburgh
Minnesota at Florida
Cleveland at Tampa Bay
Boston at NY Mets
Oakland at LA Angels
Seattle at Chicago Sox
San Francisco at Kansas City
Chicago Cubs at Milwaukee
Arizona at Colorado
Cincinnati at NY Yankees
Texas at San Diego
NY Mets at Boston
Detroit at Cleveland
Cincinnati at Detroit
Tampa Bay at Minnesota
Houston at Cincinnati
Florida at LA Dodgers
Baltimore at St. Louis
Toronto at NY Yankees
San Francisco at Milwaukee
Chicago Sox at Texas
Oakland at Chicago Cubs
LA Angels at San Diego
Seattle at Colorado
Kansas City at Arizona
Washington at Atlanta
Rick Porcello threw his first professional pitches last week in a Tigers spring training game against the Toronto Blue Jays. He retired the top six in the lineup. He induced groundouts from David Eckstein, Alex Rios, then got Vernon Wells to pop-up to end the fifth inning of this game. In the sixth, he struck out Frank Thomas, then got groundball outs from Russ Adams and Matt Watson.
Here’s an article about how great his character and work ethic is. Trying very hard to remember: don’t fall in or out of love too early in Spring.
At Future Redbirds, a game is afoot to guess the Redbirds opening day roster. Naturally, I had to play along. I’m going to dress it up here with links and annotations.
Lineup:
Veteran catcher expected to play the Crash Davis role. If he can maintain the great hitting he showed last year, he’ll be valuable depth.
Slugging 1B/DH provides decent depth for Albert
Puny on-base machine finds his wood-bat extra-base power at age 24. Expectations are high.
Lafayette grad blocked in the Padres system is traded for legendary CF Jim Edmonds leapfrogs AA. Pressure’s on, but he has the coaches’ confidence and a solid statistical record.
30-year-old with a reputation for getting on base may end up being valuable if Izturis is as useless as expected.
Fast-moving outfielder had difficulty adjusting to AAA in 2007, needs to rebound in age 26 season.
Power. Speed. Smarts. Instincts. Scrap. Grit. Hustle. Don’t be distraught by any early season struggles. Don’t be surprised if he sheds that reputation by not battling a sinus infection while advancing a level. Memphis fans rejoice for a few months.
Winner of 2007 Terry Evans Jr. Award for late-blooming outfielder looks to continue raking his way to the majors
Bench:
Two-time AL MVP attempts comeback, takes AAA roster spot from Amaury Marti. Rakes and gets traded.
Is he eligible for the 2008 Terry Evans Jr. Award? Competition for Jon Edwards and Daryl Jones, if so.
Super-slick 3B suffers near total power loss in 2007, aims to become useful utility infielder. I’m a big fan, and would love to see his bat come back.
Uncle Rico splits time with Freese and Barden at third and gives Phelps off days at first.
Tom Pagnozzi’s nephew returns as AAA backup catcher.
Rotation:
Fastball-slider pitcher continues his rapid ascent
Former prospect looks to pitch fully recovered from serious labrum and sundry other injuries and reignite his star potential.
Durable groundball machine with a suddenly unfortunate name returns for second season on the cusp of the majors
Exceptionally talented pitcher who was pushed far too hard, far too soon joins his fifth organization since the 2005 season. If you aren’t rooting for him to breakout, you’re a scoundrel. Brent Strom and Dyar Miller have a great opportunity before them.
Durable lefty groundball machine desperately needs to improve his performance against right-handed batters to take advantage of his strong body. 2007 (quick n’ dirty) FIP splits: vs. LHB-2.78; vs. RHB-5.28 I’d like to see him add a splitter to complement the sinker against right-handed batters.
Bullpen:
I can’t wait to see this guy throw in person
Catcher-turned-Pitcher has his fastball close to triple digits.
Nifty straight-over-the-top delivery provides a different look out of the ‘pen and Worrell cashes in.
Vianney grad came up as a starter for the Cardinals, left in a trade for Stephenson and Bottalico the offseason after his first call-up, he went on to have several excellent seasons in bullpens in Philly and with the White Sox. Returning from surgery, if he looks good, I’d rather have him that Kelvin Jimenez.
Big righty from Poughkeepsie did absolutely everything you want to see after moving up a level. Keep ‘im moving. Needs to improve against left-handed batters.
Randy’s little brother joins the Cardinals at the same age Randy did, sporting a much more impressive resume.
If the 38-year-old accepts an assignment to AAA, he and Politte would make valuable mentors for the youngsters on the pitching staff with their nearly 1,500 combined Major League innings. Used properly, he’s a fine lefty out of the bullpen.
Some notes: I like Castellanos to make the ML roster. I expect McClellan to start the year out at Springfield making the transition to starter.
Marti either plays in Mexico again or goes back to AA. If Gonzalez makes the STL roster, I’d guess that he’d push out either Barton or bump Ludwick down to AAA, both undesirable outcomes.