7:57- Think I’ll do this the way Vodkapundit does the debates. Just keep updating this one post… Ortiz at the plate, Duncan just came out. Haren’s up in the pen.
8:01- Ortiz walks. Ball 3 was a strike. Millar with bases loaded. I’m on my third budweiser in the second.
8:04- Millar grounded out to third. Inning over with no runs scored. Phew. Settle down, Woody. Just saw that Matty Mo is scheduled to pitch Game 2 on three days rest in lieu of Marquis. This should put Marquis as the game 4 starter. I support the move. It’s a rematch of Schilling/Morris from the 2001 Playoffs. Those were some excellent games. Game 5 broke my heart. Renteria grounds out on a good AB.
8:13- Ouch. Scotty doesn’t make ‘em pay for hitting Pujols in the back with that knuckleball. Bottom of the third. Time for another brew.
8:18- Looks like Woody’s settled down here in the top of the third. Locating his fastballs pretty good. Just walked Millar. 1 out, 1 on.
8:25- OK, mighta been wrong about Woody settling down. These camera angles are really strange. That Bellhorn foul looked like it was over the bag from the original camera angle. You’d think they would have thought about this stuff. So Taguchi is playing the monster as well as it can be played. And right now, that wall is our friend. Damon is frightening me. Just fouled that sucker off. Caleb thinks McCarver is an idiot. He was a Cardinal though. Dammit. Damon hit the gap and Williams is gonna leave the game.
8:31- Danny Haren comes into a tough game and gives up an RBI single to Cabrera. He’ll be tough to double up.
8:34- Four pitch walk to Ortiz after an RBI scoring FC. Bases loaded again. Haren’ll be solid next inning. Just to get there. 6-3 groundout. Delightful. They just showed Ben Affleck in attendance. On to the top of the fourth. Big guns coming up for the Cards, and they’ve all seen Wakefield’s pitches. Time to dig ourselves out of a pretty deep hole.
8:43- I like the way this half inning is going. No outs, bases loaded. Bronson Arroyo is up in the ‘pen. If I were on that team, I’d never stop giving that kid wedgies. Worst. Haircut. Ever.
8:48- Slick. Matheny with a 2 RBI sac fly. Womack scores on a So Taguchi 5-3 groundout. NL be representin! And holy Christ, this salsa is hot! My eyes are spouting tears!
8:50- Outstanding. 7-5 Boston. Wakefield walked Renteria, Walker due up. Wakefield being pulled for Arroyo. The perils of the knuckleball. I don’t believe any hits were recorded in that half-inning, but three runs were scored.
8:56- One hit, after all the runs were scored. A bit of a let-down on Albert’s part. He’ll redeem himself. Walker 3-3 so far. The man wants a ring. Those citibank “beep, boop” commercials are very funny.
9:02- C-Bot and I are both impressed iwth the BoSox’ ABs. They take the balls, foul off strikes they don’t like, and tend to hit the strikes they do. Good ball club. Apparently all these publishing pings have drawn the comment spammers. Incompetent ones though.
9:04- Just to follow up on that… Haren’s pitching well, but has nothing to show for it. That loser Chris Myers is talking to a foxy Swedish chick. The Bot’s analysis: “Worthless.” Joe Buck rules though. His “Slam-a-lam-a-ding-dong” commercial for Budweiser is a gas.
9:07- Larry Walker is seriously covering some ground in the outfield tonight. The man wants a ring.
9:14- As bad as Arroyo’s haircut is, his pointy toed ballarina leg kick is even more obnoxious. That was an exaggeration. Nothing is worse than the cornrow. But he’s pitching well, so no need to be spiteful.
9:20- The Stevie Wonder “That’s What Friends are For” segment on Manny Ramirez (who plays defense super poor) was excellent evidence for why FOX just can’t hack it with these big sports events. I remember the 2000 football season, when Kurt Warner emerged from nowhere as an exceptional quarterback for the Rams. About six games in he had his first tough game, with a few fumbles and INTs. The FOX crew put together a little reel of it with “Mama Said There’d Be Days Like This” as the music. It was really freaking lame. That’s about all I have to say about that. At least we haven’t had any Scooter appearances yet, and with Wakefield retired, I suppose we just might not see it.
9:26- Scott Rolen is a badass. This salsa turned out very well. I picked up some cilantro on the way over here. Super tasty. Rather painful at this point. Cooking the vegetables helps to gel it together when you mix the salsa, and also sweetens it up a bit. Very flavorful. This series is off to a good start. We’ve had spells of great offense, and times where the pitching has been dominant. Haren’s settled down nicely. Alas, so has Arroyo, who I just learned is Cuban.
9:30- Joe Buck relates a nice story about Bronson Arroyo’s father. He’s named after Chuck Bronson, probably due to his awesome performance in my favorite film “Once Upon a Time in the West.” But he offered his dad one of his kidneys when his pop’s went south. What a good man. Needs haircut badly. Leg kick now acceptable.
9:36- Renteria strokes a RBI double to left-center that Manny Ramirez is too lazy to field well. So Taguchi scores. 3-3 Walker up at bat. Storkes a double… Tied game! WOOOOOO!!!!!
9:49- Tied ballgame… Intense! Time to bring out the big guns… Not only does George Bush support the Cardinals in this World Series, and John Kerry root for the Red Sox, but:
Dirty tricks. For shame!
9:51- Check it out! Former Cardinal Mike Timlin in the game! (The tied game)
10:00- Kiko Calero in the game, in relief of Danny Haren, who pitched mightily for such a young man. Kiko was, surprisingly, our statistically best pitcher during the regular season. Joe Buck is talking about how Steve Kline isn’t on the roster. I’d thought that Reyes was a lefty, so La Russa’s decision to put Reyes on the roster in lieu of Ankiel is highly questionable. C-Bot says that ball 4 from Calero to the last batter here in the 7th was a strike. I was typing and didn’t see, dammit! Damon at bat. He’s seeing the ball very well. It’s occurred to me that breaking out the Colin card this early was a definite mistake, seeing as his dad has an inexhaustible supply of pictures of the wee babe in Boston caps, whereas I have but three of him wearing the birds on the bat. Hopefully my team can keep all those pictures of the boy looking frustrated and displeased with the play of the Red Sox. Tonight’s game would be a huge win for the Cards. It’s highly doubtful that we can beat them tomorrow with Schilling taking the mound.
10:10- Damn. Nobody covered first. Kiko had a chance to make a tag on Manny, but frankly he blew it, bad calls strikes/balls aside. I stopped counting, but I’m pretty sure I’m in double digits on the Budweiser intake. Go Cards. Big Tubby Ray (“Sweet Baby Ray” as C-Bot calls him) is coming into the game. He was solid in the off season, had trouble with a left-hander named Lance Berkman in the NLCS.
10:15- Womack just took a grounder in the sternum. Marlon Anderson in to replace, not a very good 2nd baseman, but frankly, Womack’s defense is subpar to the guys he’s playing around. Leaving a legitimate infielder off the bench roster (like Bo Hart) mightg prove to be a mistake. Hopefully Womack will be back tomorrow. The man played through terrific pain in Game 7 of the NLCS. He’s a tough guy, we’ll see him back. And he wants another ring. Ray King is throwing very hard and locating well.
10:24- Womack’s injury is to the collarbone. That’s bad. Takes about fifteen lbs per square inch to break that particular bone. I know because I broke both of mine. One playing hockey, another wrestling a fat kid. Tried to do a Guile-style over the back throw. SFII fans will know what that means, and how stupid it was to do. Womack probably has a broken clavicle and won’t be back the rest of the series. Very bad. King has been pulled already in lieu of Cal Eldred, a reliable middle reliever. I would have left King in for the rest of the inning, but La Russa and Duncan are far smarter men than me, so I do not complain. Eldred got some nice calls and got us out of the inning. I was wrong, they were right. But we’re out of lefties now.
10:30- Top of the eighth, 9-7 Sox. Mike Timlin (former Cardinal) continues to pitch well. Marlon grounded out, Matheny singled, Roger Cedeno (who spat on an umpire while wearing a Cardinals uniform) is pinch hitting for Taguchi. Jason Marquis will pinch run for Mike Matheny, which will bring in our backup catcher, Yadier Molina, younger bther to the Angels’ catchers. He’s an outstanding defensive catcher, calls a good game, has a very good attitude and a cannon throwing to second. And he also hits well in the clutch. C-Bot surmises that Cedeno will play the hero here.
10:35- Marquis tripped going into second. Why not pinch run Molina? Cedeno did well. I might have to eventually forgive him for his foolishness.
10:42- Jason Marquis redeems his awesome pinch running skills by taking home on the good decision to send him by third base coach Jose Oquendo. Varitek just didn’t lay on a tag. Boston fans should be shaking their heads at that. Just poor play on his part, the throw made a play possible. Even in spite of Manny’s lazy fielding.
10:45- Wow. Larry Walker came into the bat 4-4, should leave it 4-4 with the game tying RBI. Ramirez’ lazy defense should cost them TWO errors. They walk Pujols, who is not seeing the ball well today. Rolen has performed well in similar situations in this postseason. Boston fans have reason to worry.
10:49- I was wrong about Rolen. Foulke and Varitek managed to get two close, very good pitches called for strikes against Edmonds to end the eighth. 9-9 ballgame. Very intense.
10:52- Give the umpire credit, he’s giving Tavarez the same strikezone. It’s OK to have a non-standard strikezone, and another thing to call the zone inconsistently. Tavarez is pitching with broken bones in his left hand, as Joe Buck mentions. He broke them beating up a telephone, as FOX is now replaying. He redeemed himself with stellar pitching down the stretch in the NLCS.
10:57- These camera angles are ridiculous.
11:00- Bellhorn smoked a pitch low and center into the right field foul pole. Tavarez kept his cool afterwards. Cardinals 9, Red Sox 11.
11:02- Heading into the top of the ninth in Boston. Cards down by two. Reggie Sanders will be up first. It’s been an outstanding baseball game tonight. The Red Sox poor defense should have given us a lead by now, but with the poor start by Williams and the tough calls that Calero had to deal with, we’re down. Tavarez pitched well, and didn’t lose his head. It’s up to the offense now. Go Cards!
11:07- C-Bot reminds me that we’ve got Hector Luna on the roster. He can play third well and 2nd and short competently. Why didn’t we bring him in instead of Anderson…. Oh Anderson just stroked a double to left. Nevermind. You the man, La Russa!
11:09- Molina doesn’t come through in the clutch. Two outs. Up to Cedeno. Ben Affleck’s date is Jennifer Garner. That chick be fly! I would have watched the game with her, no reason to hang out with that fool.
11:11- Rats. Cedeno Struck out swinging. Red Sox take Game 1 of the World Series. They played well, so did the Cards, and us fans got to see a great game. Gonna be a tough road ahead, with Curt starting tomorrow. Tavarez will be credited with the loss, but he pitched well. Foulke gets the win, and he pitched well. It’s nice that we scored some runs off him though. So far in the postseason, we’ve faced Gagne and Lidge, both unhittable closers. This will be an excellent series.
Signing off. Go Cardinals. Off to more brew.
Update, 2:42 Sunday- Womack did not break his clavicle and will be playing tonight. My guess is he’s got a bone bruise. It’ll hurt like hell, but he’s been playing in pain for a week.